officialdogblog: accidentally killing a pokemon you’re trying to catch in a battle
johannweyer: “accepting religion is accepting ignorance!” “religion is just a fairytale!” “you cant accept science and be religious!”
3rdrudy: imsarahcate: 3rdrudy: timewarp-grrrl: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: jenesaispourquoi: professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? the prof asks the important questions. Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!! Because English beats up other languages in dark...
thevirginharry: jakexgibney: thevirginharry: if my life depended on spelling ‘definitely restaurant’ i would without a doubt be dead in a matter of seconds Well you just spelled it so yeah this is what it looked like before spell check: ‘defenitely resturant’
keyaroscuro: tinfoilrobot: fckuharry: so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life. Because just like cancer cells, even when the Doctor kills them, they somehow manage to find their way back! … omg...